HNT Top 7 Search Engine Funnahs 7/22/10

Many of us do this from time to time, tell you of the funny searches people use that land them here on our blogs.  I’d like to think people are doing better remembering me/my blog, as i’ve had 30 or so searches on variations of nilla/vanilla mom…making that my top search this month! Yay!

Tho that one person keeps searching for “butt plug blog” and winding up here.  Keep searching, friend. I’m sure you won’t wind up here. Again.

28 various terms for tit slapping, yes, this is a good term. I use that in many of my stories, in part because i am a big fan of tit slapping, thus far being the recipient, not the giver. hmmm.

This one opened my eyes…and i’m certain PETA will want to find this searcher as well….butt plug date, none of nilla’s stories have contained any references to plugging the ass of my pets…or yours…

you wanna do *what* ?

Moving right along, these two could be companions in an interesting story, dontcha think?  slut in the sun,  and  desperate intense throbbing interrupted. Really, i want to know more about that second one. Or maybe even write something around that idea.

Okay, this is the last one. And really. i mean…geeze…y’all have to admit that the search engine who sent this searcher here did this person a complete injustice….tiny tits wordpress… um. No. . . and i offer empirical proof:


no tiny tits here in nilla-ville!

Happy HNT! And keep those searches coming! i’m always up for a good laugh!

12 thoughts on “HNT Top 7 Search Engine Funnahs 7/22/10

    1. some of them are just so …obscure. and some are just hysterically funny…to funny to not share! These are some of the funnest posts to read…so i’ll be looking forward to seeing your funnahs!


    1. That’s my verrah own kitty. He often has that expression on his face, and it was too perfect…a nice bit of serendipity there! Welcome to the blogosphere and thanks for delurking, and taking the time to comment.


  1. I’m sure that no matter how people get here, once they get some of your writing, and a look at your breast, they will be back

  2. I love the new look! and butt plug pet? cracking me up. i think my cats would look at me like “WHAT?” I don’t have my blog set up for search engines, maybe I should.

    HHNT – definitely proof that tiny is not the right word.

    1. He’s a hoot, that kitty. A great mouser, btw. Everyone needs a fierce pet in their lives, right? Or is it that we need to be a pet in a fierce one’s life…i forget…


    1. i’m sorry, marci, that just makes me giggle. after all this time you can’t remember vanillamom? srsly? guffaws.

      see, you need a memnonic. . . um… you got the vanillamom down, so next is the dot. ..howse about a nipple? then wordpress …like i’m pressing my luck with my words here? (or better, impressing you with my words otherwise!!), followed by another dot…er..nipple.. . and com which is almost like cum.

      so put it all together and you have …. vanillamomnipplewordpressnipplecum

      easy peasy now, right??

      1. Well…

        It has been a while since I did that search, but for a time, I couldn’t remember wordpress, so it was easier to just google it. i think I’d forgotten if it was vanillamom or nillamom. Whatevs. I found you, you’re bookmarked (on the crackberry too) and I don’t have to search anymore.

        Wouldn’t want me to miss my pervy stories now, would ya?

      2. LOL! Yay for bookmarking eh? And no, no missing pervy stories. I think it could be hazardous to your health not getting your daily fix of perv.


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