Those Silly Searches

I always think of these as “cheater posts”…but i have written 5 or 6 stories in the space of 2 days and i’m feeling a bit drained…

and frankly…these just tickled me. And i like to share, and maybe make YOU laugh when you see some of the silly things that bring some folks here..

There was one a few days ago for hairy cunt blog.

And they wound up here?

*peers into crotch*

nope. freshly shaved hoo haw here….*giggles*

the rest of these all showed up on the same day a few weeks ago:

there she stood with no pants 1
distended nipple length 1
nilla bdsm 1
vanillamom 1
“distended nipples” tits 1
vanilla mom 1
“nipples distended” tits 1
tit slapping 1
“milking her nipples” tentacle 1
“clit” “quiet when i cum” 1

well. my blog format won’t let me comment on each individual line without a shitload of cutting and pasting, and color me lazy coz i’m not doin’ it.

(remember the number one blogging rule? my blog, my rulez)

so the distended nipple thing catches your eye, doesn’t it? Poor dear tried multiple formats and *still* wound up here! And one wonders if the tentacle milking searcher was the same person?

then there is   “she stood there with no pants.”

Seriously. Duh. I wear skirts!!! (okay, i’m guessing that this scenario may have played out in one of my stories, but to the best of my knowledge, she stood there with no panties. Such technicalities will trip up the novice searcher ever time.

*giggles*  If that was YOU well, sorry, but it *is* funnah.

Now that very last one? I gotta tell ya, my clit is pretty fucking stimulatable. Is that a word? Course it is, i just invented it! Anyway, my clit may stand up and do the hootchie cootchie when He is playin’….but i can out and out guarantee that He has never ONCE told my clit to be quiet.

*nods*

Still, that would be kewl. A talking clit.

Or … not.

Imagine the embarrassment as He walks behind me, His hand stroking my ass as we ride the elevator to our room. Another couple stands there in front of us, as He calmly continues to torment me with His hand while He looks nonchalauntly ahead as though nothing in happening at all.

And in the silence of the elevator comes a tiny piping voice yelling

“Oh Sir, get your hands off that ASS and come stroke me, *MEEE* instead!!”

“Sir, please put your mouth on me and suck me.”

Yeah. um. i think i prefer my clit quiet too.

16 thoughts on “Those Silly Searches

  1. Oooooh my goodness, girl, it is WAY too quiet in here to make me actually laugh out loud! Now I am imagining a talking clit: “Nope, not there, a little up… no no, what is wrong with you, is it really that hard, I’m right HERE! Ahhh yeah… WAIT! Hey, where are you going?! You had me!” hehe Anywhooo… it’s cool to see other people’s searches. My number one is consistently about fisting, and I only ever had one post about it! Is it really that popular? My number two is “little butterfly”, and I always wonder what someone was searching for and how freaked out they might have been to come across my (not so innocent) blog!

    1. ogods, i loved your soliloquy on the clit speaking! uber funny!

      only one post about fisting and it’s your big hitter? repeat customer *nods* i have the same thing with
      “octopus in her pussy”…

      nilla

    1. *laughs*

      if she’s still on O restriction, i’m guessing thems some way durty words her clits sayin….specially after the feather….

      nilla

    1. gods…i should write a story from the clits perspective…

      *laughing*

      nilla
      oh, such a good day, such a good day Uber hawt sex AND a new Yarn shop in the same day…whoa….

  2. ROFLOL!!! Oh gods that is funny… A talking clit…. Hmm.. there has to be a story there. A vibrator made by a geeky guy who puts a microphone in it and then when it is turned on, he can broadcast…. “Hello, I’m Nilla’s clit, and we have the most orgasmic vibrator on right next to me! Wow! Is it ever a turn on!. Oh… be right back, gotta make Nilla twitch and drip and drool…..

    Mwahahahahaa….

    1. hee! i’m thinking about doing something along those lines. maybe not *those* lines…but …it might be a kick!

      nilla

      1. oh…i do so like the sound of that…sometimes some of my stories come to me that way…i will wake up and say “whoa..” and it comes out whole-cloth.

        or nuggets of things i read germinate while i’m snoozing..sleeping and showers are two of the ways my stories happen. i’m sure there’s another “s” word there somewhere? hmmm wonder what that could be?

        sox?
        sneakers?
        hmmmm

        nilla

  3. I wish I was a doctor, I would really like to examine your mind. I better stop there for now. I wonder if I’m to old for medical school?

    1. *laughs*

      never too old until yer toes are cold……

      (then again You live in Maine…your toes could be cold for half the year!!!)

      nilla

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