Yes, He gave me three and a half orgasms the  night before last. I should have known that He’d carefully worded His text to exclude the “when” of the half-O. I assumed it was an oversight, and was prepared to take advantage of it.

And then my phone hummed against my ass (where I put it when I’m writing in my room so I can “feel” Him reach out and touch me, LOL). I picked it up, looked at it.


“oh crap,” I think. He has discovered the loophole.

But I suck it up and call, and we chat about the current drama in my life, which is keeping me from finding a day to have a playday with Him. I’m really trying to not be spazzy about it. But He needed to be brought up to speed. And I’ve so missed talking to Him;  we only spoke twice while I was in Florida, and our texting was limited as well. (The house was large-ish, but people liked my en suite bathroom and had no compunctions about coming and going through my room to use it…and I just didn’t want to get busted texting. And my sister, who came with us, has eagle eyes and sees and hears much.

Anyway…back the the ‘Oh shit” part of my story. 🙂

He likes to throw these little zingers at me at the last possible moment before we hang up. Aisha calls it “holding the tension”…which is what I’m doing the entire call, waiting, just poised there…and finally it comes up.

“I hope you didn’t miss my gift to you, little girl.”


I wonder what to say. It was a gift? I know now that it wasn’t a “loophole” but intent. Like I should ever mistake what He does as intentional? What a dork I am sometimes!!

“Thank You, Master. I…..wondered.”

I hear Him smile a bit on His end of the phone.  “No, little girl, this wasn’t a mistake. It was a gift. A smart girl like you would take that half-O right at the beginning…but it’s up to you…”

Then I babble. Ohno, no, I’m happy, more than happy to do the half-part first. And He is amused by my obvious relief.

It was a lovely series of orgasms, and I was greatly relieved. Did anyone register an earthquake in the northeast Tuesday night? Oh, don’t worry…it wasn’t really a subterranean shift…just nilla bein’ the horny slut she is!

9 thoughts on “Orgasms!

  1. Hey Nilla, just wanted to give you a shout out

    And how do you have a half orgasm?

    Curious minds want to know!!!

    1. It’s the WC!!! *waves*

      if you go here You will see the story of Master and His dastardly “Half-O”…


      tis torture, pure n simple.

      And hey, WC….so glad you haven’t fallen off the planet….miss your ‘voice’ in the blogosphere!


  2. Is that what that was? Geez…when my lemon verbena fell off the planting shelf, i thought the washer was unbalanced or something…until i remembered i wasn’t doing laundry! Good for you, nilla babe!

    1. LOL!! Pepper, you totally made my afternoon! Thanks for the giggle. And…how is that knee of yours coming along??


      1. If i could stop falling over, i’m sure i’d be just fine. i’m on the verge of being banned from even looking at stairs….

      2. oh geezuz….no, falling over is not a good thing after surgery, sweetie. I know you’re a masochist but really?
        Dontcha think that’s a bit far to go? (forget I said that last part…don’t wanna imagine you rolling down the steps!)

        My sis has had multiple surgeries on her knees…take it from me…do everything right and you’ll be golden. Fuck around with it and you’ll have more surgery in your future.

        (ohoo…nilla sounds dommish there, eh?!!)

        seriously…take care of you. You’re Master’s property and you wouldn’t throw his toys on the floor and break *them* would you (except for canes. all canes should be ….never mind)….?


    1. 🙂

      He is definitely a complicated Man. And Sadistic. His sadism is subtle. Clever. I so adore Him!


  3. I’m glad he mentioned taking the half O first. Wolf said that’s when he’d expect I’d take something like that. Then again, Tuesday and Wednesday were very nice (loud!) nights of fun here. 🙂

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