He’s called me a sassy cunt.
He’s called me a pain in the ass, spoiled, needy, whore, and a bitch. Or maybe it was that I *was* bitching. I forget. 🙂
When I feel a certain amount of disconnect, I tend to bury Him in texts. He still will ignore me if He is busy, but if I send an especially provocative picture, He will take time to mention it. So, being the strange and pervy girl I am wont to be, I sent Him an image guaranteed to pique His interest.
His reply to the text was
I know what to do with the pink brush, nilla.
Still, I could just about feel His smile when He opened His phone and saw this:
Coz yanno, us pervy sluts *enjoy* feeding the Dragon tidbits that are guaranteed to give us a “brush” with weapons of Ass Destruction…!