It is with deep regret that I write to you all to tell you that I’ve decided to give up sex. It is simply not working any more. Not only that, but I’m so freaking tired of trying to come up with fantasies for having orgasms with. I’ve put all my best stuff here, I think, and I can’t read while I do it since my eyes are shut. And I don’t have a plug next to my bed that isn’t in use for my dildo’s. Which I won’t need anymore since I’m giving up sex.
APRIL FOOL’S!!!!
*bursts out laughing*
Seriously you guys…who would EVER believe that about *me*…I’m the horniest slut in Central Massachusetts. LOL. That is all, my pervie friends…other than the admonishment to go out and enjoy punking your friends and family!
Love,
a hysterically laughing nilla
Teeheeheehee!!!! You are a riot. I love you!
:0
love you back!
nilla
Yeah I knew that wasn’t even gonna happen. About like I would give it up for any reason..
🙂 I figured no one would *really* believe it…it was the best I could do all sleep deprived.
i’ll have to do better next year. hahaha!
nilla
That’s really gonna happen just like it’s going to snow where I live….lol
yeah…like…NOT!
whahaha..
nilla
You are quite the little nut, my friend. This is why i love you.
sofia
🙂 *beaming*
nilla
Haahaahaaa!!!! Good one nilla 😉
glad to make you laugh, faerie!
nilla
Lol I read “it is with deep regret” and thought oh its April 1. *btw don’t say this to loudly, I’m sure that Master of yours could use it against you somehow* 😉
he did. The bastard. Got me good, too!
nilla
LOL! I had wondered what you would post today. 🙂
April
🙂
Didn’t fool *anyone* tho…
(laughs)
nilla
I tried to give up sex, worst thirty seconds of my life!
I feel exactly the same Bill…funny …yeah…just the thought of no sex sends shivers through me!
nilla
I thought .. gee.. something is wrong.. then of course.. April Fools.. Good for you! I
🙂
yup…I almost gotcha!
nilla
And I only like Chocolate – April Fools back at you! 🙂
🙂
thanks Ryan!
nilla
Think you got us do you, Sir B, please have at her add with the hair brush. Take as many swipes at as you want. Tip
Whose laughing now???????Tip
well…I did when I read this…and then came the “yikes” part. You funny Bastard!
🙂
nilla
*YIKES*!
nilla
This is the one joke i did not fall for today…..really nilla, you can do better….LOL
hugs abby
yeah…next year I’ll get you all good. 🙂
nilla