So…the other night I decided to fart around with my stat’s page. I don’t read it that often of late- life is busy, as it is for all of you, I’m sure. When I’m not online I’m doing a ton of life-stuff…and when I’m online I’m usually writing.
But I was killing time before I had to call Master back, so I cruised through some of the data – and this is the list of ALL the countries that have had someone click onto my blog in the last 90 days. Are you ready? (This may bore you to tears, but I find it *fascinating*…and this time? Greenland is in the mix!):
|United Arab Emirates||68|
|Republic of Korea||38|
|United Republic of Tanzania||6|
|Syrian Arab Republic||5|
|Bosnia and Herzegovina||4|
|Palestinian Territory, Occupied||2|
Nice to see my ancestral home, Sweden, made the top 5! And 6 out of 7 continents (excepting Antarctica) are present.
*waves madly at the crowd*
Hey you all! Thanks for coming by and visiting with me a while. It’s an honor to have had you pop over here. 🙂
Then I took a “stroll” through search terms that people use to get here. Some are normal. Pain slut, vanillamom, forced orgasms (isn’t that the best fantasy? Where someone makes you cum so much you pass out? mmmm…I’m here to tell you it’s pretty freaking wonderful IRL as well!) Some of the search terms make me laugh…while others make me go hmmmmm…like…”domme wife”…and it sends them to ME? That makes me kind of chuckle –though I have written a few stories with that theme, you all can agree there isn’t much domme here.
Tit-slapping, rough sex, and sex blog are all popular (and accurate) search terms, while “pussy with insects” just kinda makes me throw up a little bit. *shudders* I’m not one to critique another’s kink but that…is a step farther than I’m going, tyvm.
“Paige masturbates sweetly on the road”…sounds like a nugget of an idea for a story. Sorry you wound up here, tho coz Paige’s blog is over on blogspot. 🙂
You won’t find “underage sex stories” here, nor “lost her appendix” (really? in a sex blog? *laughs*) and pardon me, but isn’t “vanilla femdom” an oxymoron?
I’d take exception to the search term “spoiled pain slut” but …sadly…Master tells me I’m spoiled *all* the time, so I guess I have to own that one.
There are a *ton* of tentacle searches. Like…more than a hundred. I can see that my work-in-progress needs to be finished pronto.
Sometimes it fascinates me (and like I said before, I’ve not looked at any of this stuff in months) what kind of things people are looking to read when they are directed here.
A lot of violent, rough sex acts. I get that. You all know I’ve been mostly HEA here for a while, but there is that driving need for so many of us deviants to taste a morsel of the unsafe, the unpretty, the violent, and the (somewhat) depraved. Those stories that make us uncomfortable when we get turned on by them, make us wonder what the fuck is wrong with us.
I’m not alone…YOU are not alone, in having these sorts of fantasies, certainly based on what I’ve been reading in the search stats.
So…there may be a bit more of that here, now and again, I think. Just to keep you all feeling…you know. . . perverse, yet normal. Just like me.
(now, don’t be shocked if you come here tomorrow and there is nothing new. I’m feeling a bit crispy after working 13 days in a row, and i need a bit of recharge time. Might get a wee bit of Master time on Sunday as well. Going to be chill a bit and really, really take some time to breathe. Hope to be back here Tuesday or Wednesday at the latest. Namaste, nilla)