World Wide Wickedness

So…the other night I decided to fart around with my stat’s page. I don’t read it that often of late- life is busy, as it is for all of you, I’m sure. When I’m not online I’m doing a ton of life-stuff…and when I’m online I’m usually writing.

But I was killing time before I had to call Master back, so I cruised through some of the data – and this is the list of ALL the countries that have had someone click onto my blog in the last 90 days. Are you ready? (This may bore you to tears, but I find it *fascinating*…and this time? Greenland is in the mix!):

Country Views
United States FlagUnited States 27,875
Canada FlagCanada 2,882
United Kingdom FlagUnited Kingdom 1,957
Australia FlagAustralia 1,426
Sweden FlagSweden 824
Germany FlagGermany 632
Denmark FlagDenmark 457
Netherlands FlagNetherlands 420
Singapore FlagSingapore 414
Spain FlagSpain 397
New Zealand FlagNew Zealand 223
Malaysia FlagMalaysia 211
India FlagIndia 199
Italy FlagItaly 175
France FlagFrance 171
Greece FlagGreece 152
Switzerland FlagSwitzerland 128
Ireland FlagIreland 98
Taiwan, Province of China FlagTaiwan 82
Turkey FlagTurkey 78
United Arab Emirates FlagUnited Arab Emirates 68
Belgium FlagBelgium 59
Saudi Arabia FlagSaudi Arabia 59
Norway FlagNorway 53
Finland FlagFinland 50
Kuwait FlagKuwait 41
Romania FlagRomania 40
Korea, Republic of FlagRepublic of Korea 38
Russian Federation FlagRussian Federation 37
Austria FlagAustria 37
Philippines FlagPhilippines 34
South Africa FlagSouth Africa 34
Indonesia FlagIndonesia 32
Hungary FlagHungary 32
Poland FlagPoland 32
Japan FlagJapan 31
Israel FlagIsrael 30
Croatia FlagCroatia 27
Brazil FlagBrazil 26
Pakistan FlagPakistan 25
Egypt FlagEgypt 22
Slovenia FlagSlovenia 19
Mexico FlagMexico 19
Sri Lanka FlagSri Lanka 19
Czech Republic FlagCzech Republic 16
Qatar FlagQatar 16
Portugal FlagPortugal 15
Bulgaria FlagBulgaria 14
Bangladesh FlagBangladesh 13
Luxembourg FlagLuxembourg 12
Brunei Darussalam FlagBrunei Darussalam 11
Costa Rica FlagCosta Rica 11
Argentina FlagArgentina 10
Hong Kong FlagHong Kong 10
Chile FlagChile 9
Belarus FlagBelarus 9
Viet Nam FlagViet Nam 9
Zimbabwe FlagZimbabwe 8
Guernsey FlagGuernsey 7
Ukraine FlagUkraine 7
Bahamas FlagBahamas 7
Nigeria FlagNigeria 6
Tanzania, United Republic of FlagUnited Republic of Tanzania 6
Peru FlagPeru 6
Cyprus FlagCyprus 5
Syrian Arab Republic FlagSyrian Arab Republic 5
Serbia FlagSerbia 5
Kenya FlagKenya 4
Bosnia and Herzegovina FlagBosnia and Herzegovina 4
Zambia FlagZambia 4
Puerto Rico FlagPuerto Rico 4
Slovakia FlagSlovakia 4
Estonia FlagEstonia 4
Malta FlagMalta 4
Thailand FlagThailand 3
Morocco FlagMorocco 3
Bahrain FlagBahrain 3
Lebanon FlagLebanon 3
Ecuador FlagEcuador 3
Virgin Islands, U.S. FlagVirgin Islands 3
Maldives FlagMaldives 3
Jordan FlagJordan 3
Colombia FlagColombia 2
Tunisia FlagTunisia 2
Iceland FlagIceland 2
Jamaica FlagJamaica 2
Barbados FlagBarbados 2
Lithuania FlagLithuania 2
Ethiopia FlagEthiopia 2
Rwanda FlagRwanda 2
Afghanistan FlagAfghanistan 2
Uruguay FlagUruguay 2
Palestinian Territory, Occupied FlagPalestinian Territory, Occupied 2
Kazakhstan FlagKazakhstan 2
Uganda FlagUganda 1
Namibia FlagNamibia 1
Iraq FlagIraq 1
Ghana FlagGhana 1
Suriname FlagSuriname 1
Greenland FlagGreenland 1
Latvia FlagLatvia 1
Mongolia FlagMongolia 1
Albania FlagAlbania 1
Moldova, Republic of FlagMoldova 1
Liechtenstein FlagLiechtenstein 1
Mozambique FlagMozambique 1
Bermuda FlagBermuda 1
Cayman Islands FlagCayman Islands 1

Nice to see my ancestral home, Sweden, made the top 5! And 6 out of 7 continents (excepting Antarctica) are present.

*waves madly at the crowd*

Hey you all! Thanks for coming by and visiting with me a while. It’s an honor to have had you pop over here. ๐Ÿ™‚

Then I took a “stroll” through search terms that people use to get here. Some are normal. Pain slut, vanillamom, ย forced orgasms (isn’t that the best fantasy? Where someone makes you cum so much you pass out? mmmm…I’m here to tell you it’s pretty freaking wonderful IRL as well!) Some of the search terms make me laugh…while others make me go hmmmmm…like…”domme wife”…and it sends them to ME? That makes me kind of chuckle –though I have written a few stories with that theme, you all can agree there isn’t much domme here.

Tit-slapping, rough sex, and sex blog are all popular (and accurate) search terms, while “pussy with insects” just kinda makes me throw up a little bit. *shudders* I’m not one to critique another’s kink but that…is a step farther than I’m going, tyvm.

“Paige masturbates sweetly on the road”…sounds like a nugget of an idea for a story. Sorry you wound up here, tho coz Paige’s blog is over on blogspot. ๐Ÿ™‚

You won’t find “underage sex stories” here, nor “lost her appendix” (really? in a sex blog? *laughs*) and pardon me, but isn’t “vanilla femdom” an oxymoron?

I’d take exception to the search term “spoiled pain slut” but …sadly…Master tells me I’m spoiled *all* the time, so I guess I have to own that one.

There are a *ton* of tentacle searches. Like…more than a hundred. I can see that my work-in-progress needs to be finished ย pronto.

Sometimes it fascinates me (and like I said before, I’ve not looked at any of this stuff in months) what kind of things people are looking to read when they are directed here.

A lot of violent, rough sex acts. I get that. You all know I’ve been mostly HEA here for a while, but there is that driving need for so many of us deviants to taste a morsel of the unsafe, the unpretty, the violent, and the (somewhat) depraved. Those stories that make us uncomfortable when we get turned on by them, make us wonder what the fuck is wrong with us.


I’m not alone…YOU are not alone, in having these sorts of fantasies, certainly based on what I’ve been reading in the search stats.

So…there may be a bit more of that here, now and again, I think. Just to keep you all feeling…you know. . . perverse, yet normal. Just like me.


(now, don’t be shocked if you come here tomorrow and there is nothing new. I’m feeling a bit crispy after working 13 days in a row, and i need a bit of recharge time. Might get a wee bit of Master time on Sunday as well. Going to be chill a bit and really, really take some time to breathe. Hope to be back here Tuesday or Wednesday at the latest. Namaste, nilla)

27 thoughts on “World Wide Wickedness

  1. Impressive, Nilla… and don’t worry about the recharge time. We understand! (And if you don’t mind some shameless self-promotion, if Nilla doesn’t have anything new, check and see if I do. I’m in the middle of a very interesting story right now…)

    1. Yes, DO go visit Kinbaku…he’s a crafty gifted writer!

      and I’ll be back …(said in Terminator voice!)



  2. Ah Nilla. Spoiled Pain Slut describes you so well. ๐Ÿ™‚ I love your rambles and this is just great. I have to admit when I look at my stats I get the giggles wondering who that 1 person in country X is reading my stuff. Or, like a month or so ago, I wondered who in Canada was reading my stories like they were popcorn. ๐Ÿ™‚

    Have a nice rest and fun with your Master on Sunday! Lots of love and hugs!

    1. thanks ww…it’s been a crazy two weeks…and more to come. I do enjoy trolling through those stats now and again!


  3. The stats are cool!! It’s fun to look at periodically.

    Um, thought we agreed that you SUCK at resting. Hmmm, third times a charm?? Look forward to more…..MUSEUM (hint hint).


      1. um… yeah. That’s likely closer to the truth. Hoping this work weekend won’t be quite so busy (tho some busy is good, right? Especially when working retail!)


    1. I do. I do suck at relaxing. I just don’t know how anymore.
      How do people just lay on the beach and not get bored?
      I’m already planning the rehab on two rooms this summer.
      Why do I do this to myself?
      (well, duh..coz I finally screwed up the courage to suggest the MAJOR change to TW and she agreed? After the room has been the same for…60 years or more…?)

      So more crazy to ensue. ๐Ÿ™‚

      and museum 3 is “cooking” in my head…


    1. Mick…I read this at work on Saturday and laughed out loud. ๐Ÿ™‚

      GREAT comment!

      nilla (laughing, thinking of Mitt fanning wads of money while reading porn)

    1. Thanks S.Sir…oh, new batteries in the vibe…but then again, M has me on one or two o’s a week only. *sigh*

      funny Dom. (both of you!)


  4. Wow! That’s some incredible reach around the world and into quite unexpected places.

    “stories that make us uncomfortable when we get turned on by them, make us wonder what the fuck is wrong with us” — yes, just last night I was thinking that while reading. Thoroughly appalled by what was going on yet so turned on.

    1. Hi chickie, and thanks for taking time to comment. I’ll swing by your blog at some point (time, my mortal enemy!)

      Yes…we can often appall ourselves…and yet we cannot deny the lure, can we? The naughty is so so nice.

      wickedly nice.


  5. I have to admit, some of the countries on the list surprised me.
    Have a wonderful weekend Nilla, then you can come back to us recharged and ready for lots more naughtiness.

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