Produce Aisle (100 words)

“Be careful what you ask for” was the adage that came to mind as He handed her the cucumbers.

“Three for a buck…and I know just where these will go.” His smile was wicked, her blush intense.

Who knew the produce aisle would inspire Him? She didn’t dare to pass too close to where the corn-on-the-cob overflowed from the bin around the corner.  Already there were unusual items in her hand basket;  ginger root, and Italian cucumber, and a skinny eggplant, now joined by standard cucumbers.

This would be the last time she whined about doing the grocery shopping alone.

my thanks to Tip for the inspiration! ~nilla~

18 thoughts on “Produce Aisle (100 words)

    1. Hi GR…

      thanks for taking time to comment and I’m sorry it took so long to get back to you…i’ve fallen behind on comment replies…so glad you enjoyed this..makes one look at groceries in a whole new light!


  1. Having had the experience of someone who creatively thought of the produce aisle, I still can’t look at a cucumber without blushing…it was my first official toy…lol

    1. mine too!
      back when I was too scared to actually buy a dildo…they were my friends for a long long time!


      1. I haven’t purchased a zucchini in a long time because the idea of it STILL makes me blush…lol…and now I have several toys to choose from…

  2. Perfect at this time of year, when there is so much fresh “produce” in the grocery!
    Does anyone look at cucumbers as just a salad item?

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