so…ya’ll know that M and I are wicked football fanatics, yes? (American football, that.)
So we’ve had this bet thing going all season and I’ve been *wicked* good at it, earning O’s like crazy each gameday. So this week I sent Him my bet without talking to Him first.
What the fuck was I thinking? We’re not a vanilla couple. We’re not equals. I never *asked* but I did ASSume.
Yeah. That makes me an ass.
So the game starts and I’m all happy, and suddenly the Patriots are winning by a mile and the points rack up much higher than all the talking heads on sports radio had anticipated (after all, Detroit was reputed to have a blazing defense.)…and I read a text from Him.
In this game, you LOSE an O from your O-Bank for every point scored over your prediction.
I …my heart just *fell*. We were already 3 points over when I read that, and a sudden touchdown (7 points) totally wiped out my bank. Like–ZERO. And then we headed into negative territory. I have no way to call Him, as I’m home with the family, and only minimal text ability for the same reason and I’m dying inside to know what the ramifications are for going in the hole.
When I leave for work, I call Him, but the game is still on, and He won’t tell me what happens now.
I do recall sputtering….”but…but Master!! This means I have NO O’s before our playday….”
and His unsympathetic, “aww, that’s too bad, isn’t it?”
So…I still have no idea about what the bill will be…but the advantage has all fallen into His hands.
It’s totally unfair…
…and perfectly right within our dynamic for it to be so.
(Isn’t that maddeningly hawt???!)