Master was away much of the weekend, and our texting time was very limited. Yet in only a few words, He can utterly destroy any pique I’m feeling, and transmogrify it into humor. And yes, I was feeling more than a bit grumpy about M’s new “use it or lose it” policy regarding my Tuesday orgasm opportunity….
me: Do you realize that it’s been 13 days since I last had an orgasm Master? (In reference to the fact that I fell asleep last Tuesday before I could snag my weekly O…)
M: Forget about the orgasms…you need to focus on staying awake.
(Hysterical laughter from my car as I read this to myself)