Sunday Texting, In Which He Totally Cracks Me Up

Master was away much of the weekend, and our texting time was very limited. Yet in only a few words, He can utterly destroy any pique I’m feeling, and transmogrify it into humor. And yes, I was feeling more than a bit grumpy about M’s new “use it or lose it” policy regarding my Tuesday orgasm opportunity….


me:  Do you realize that it’s been 13 days since I last had an orgasm Master?     (In reference to the fact that I fell asleep last Tuesday before I could snag my weekly O…)

M: Forget about the orgasms…you need to focus on staying awake.


(Hysterical laughter from my car as I read this to myself)

About vanillamom

For over 8 years--(EIGHT?!) nilla and M have been a D/s couple. I'm the "small s" side of that designation, as he often reminds me. I'm silly and prone to giggling at inopportune times. He's a wicked Sadist, who feeds me my drug of choice--pain. My brain is always spinning dirty and dark little fantasies, which I sometimes share with the world. Welcome to the nilla-verse. It's wet and slippery here...with a dragon or two lurking.
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11 Responses to Sunday Texting, In Which He Totally Cracks Me Up

  1. Your Master should spank you good if you were driving at the time, come to think about it, he should spank you good anyway…I’m kinda growing on bruises Tip.

    • vanillamom says:

      I just asked him to be rougher with me next time (one notes that one should be careful about what one wishes for with a Dom….)…bruises are badges, Tip. Badges of honor. And remembered pain. And beautiful.


    • vanillamom says:

      PS…No driving and texting nor even at a stoplight in Mass…costs ya big bucks…

  2. abby says:

    LOL…Sure does know how to get right to the point..
    hugs abby

  3. Jz says:

    That’s one of those love/hate things for me… the way he can totally blow away that good grump that I’ve been enjoying. ;-p

    • vanillamom says:

      YES!!! That He can just Pfft it away and make me laugh after I’d been all full of pissy Viking. Gone. Dang it. And back to happy once more.



  4. olivia says:

    He’s too funny. And yeah, what Tip said about not texting and driving! Unless, you know, you were at a red light. And then it’s fine.

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