Baby~ It’s FUCKING COLD Outside!


Not just chilly. Not merely cold. Not even brrrr it’s a cold night. It’s totally fucking cold. I can handle a few days of this, but penguin-walking is getting old (fucking ice!) and by damn,  my tits are about to freeze off.


So, okay,  not really.

It just feels that way, dammit! And my nipples have been hard for days, practically. (And no let up in sight…tomorrow will “warm up” to 16. Woofuckinghoo.

Need proof of my poor sore nips? (I know you do…which is why this is a better-late-than-never HNT!)