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The Princess and the Pe(nis) ~ Afterward ~

The building gleamed in the rising sun, tones of pink and orange washing over the face of it as the new day burst with joy onto the horizon. “It looks good, even from here, doesn’t it?” The princess turned from … Continue reading

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The Princess and the Pe(nis) (5)

So, yer back for the last bit of the tale, are ye? Well, we’ll finish this up, then I shall go and have my morning nap, agreed? Good. Traditions are funny things. They often have their roots in the simplest … Continue reading

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The Princess and the Pe(nis) (4)

mmmmmm….’scuse my stretching…so…you’re back for more, are you? I wonder what will happen to the princess and the ever-randy prince today, don’t you? OH. You want me to tell you more, not just stand here dawdling. Oh, well, if you … Continue reading

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The Princess and the Pe(nis) (3)

Are ye ready for the next part? Some big doings are afoot in this chapter. Settle down now, I’ll get there. Okay, so yesterday we discovered that the prince and princess have more in common than either of them know. … Continue reading

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The Princess and the Pe(nis) (2)

Now, where was I? Oh, here, that’s right. The princess had just found out that her parents were set to marry her off to the son of the neighboring king. And she had a complete hissy fit. Right. So, let … Continue reading

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The Princess and the Pe(nis)

Once upon a time… in a land far and away ago, there lived a King. He and his wife had many children, for they were fond of playing in their bed, with the expected results. Their oldest child, a son, … Continue reading

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